(Painting by Simon Footitt)
(The Rover’s Return is a fictitious pub used in the TV Soap “Coronation Street”
A cooling pint, a warming smile
Best pint around within five mile
A wonky lamp, welcoming green door
An ‘ot ‘otpot (you’ll ask for more)
Kaleidoscopic clientele
A warts and all pub (or hotel)
So pull up a brew, and sit thisen
Enjoy the show, just like misen
